Oh yes. Erroll Flynn eat your heart out. Or John Waters, for those jealous bastards who want to be more disparaging.
I know, I know. Men want to be me, women want to be with me. Some will be a confused mix of both. Weak knees are normal and expected. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to my job where I teach children.
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ReplyDeleteWTF, that is amazing.
ReplyDeletenow all you need is a windowless white van and a bag of candy. and flunitrazepam - lots of that stuff.
ReplyDeleteJamie-- it's so creepy, I'm going to have nightmares about defending little children from you. Hehe.
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